Shamukh!

This blog is run by an actual Dwarf. It mostly consits of stuff related to "The Hobbit" and J.R.R. Tolkien in general. I have very soft spot for Dwarves and everything connected them, including Khuzdul and rather creative insults. Thorin Oakenshiled is the light of my life, and I'd defend him until the end. Balin's tomb is my tomb, and Dwarrwdelf and the scene in the Western Guardroom mean a lot to me because of reasons.
No Elves allowed.

Currently reading:
"American Gods" by Neil Gaiman

Currently watching:
"Vikings" (S1)
"The Newsroom" (S1)
"Pushing Daisies" (S2)

Currently working on:
Hobbit Meme
Hobbit BTS Spam
100 Pictures from The Hobbit
100 Pictures from LotR

I have a lot of feelings, so pleace be aware that crying over favourite characters, dead characters and broken characters happens.

 Ma ôhfûkizu kuthu khathuzh aslônî. Ni ma mahùlchùp agrîfumùn hi ya.

Marthe, English Lit student, chronic Niggler, overfond of Dwarves and dead fictional characters. Crying happens.
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'Bilbo, my dear fellow, let us have a little more light.'

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......

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